"I'm from Batman" – What might have been.

Melbourne in Australia was named after the British Prime Minister of the day, William Lamb, 2nd Viscount Melbourne, who resided in the village of Melbourne in Derbyshire. Sometimes I wonder though what might have been if Melbourne was named after one of the first European exploroers to land on the Yarra river, John Batman.

Us Melburnians could have been be saying that “I’m from Batman”. We might have been known as “Batmaniacs”.

As it stands I’m happy with the name Melbourne, and I’m grateful that we were founded in his time. Melbourne just as easily could have been called Peel or Disraeli. “I’m from Peel” or “I’m from Disraeli” just doesn’t roll off the tongue as eloquently as Melbourne.

John Batman - Melbourne
[John Batman - Melbourne]

The new India

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Much has been written in the last few years about the rise of China and India. While China has become the world’s factory, India – with its large population of English speakers – is becoming the world’s service centre.

If you travel through the outer suburbs of Bangalore and Chennai you will see rows and rows of shiny new office blocks that could be at any business park in the U.S. Outside these buildings though and it is India as usual – half dug up roads and traffic chaos everywhere.

With all the talk of India’s emerging economy, I was half expecting more work being done on infrastructure. On this whole trip I have found myself looking at every thing from a civil engineers perspective. Some people come to India to find themselves. I was already “found” before I left, but I think if I had of came here before I got into web development, I would have realised my calling in life is for town planning.

India’s great attribute of being the world’s largest democracy is also a great obstacle for massive infrastructure overhaul. China doesn’t have this problem. If the Chinese government want to build a new freeway that will wipe out a small village in the process, they will build it. In India the villagers will protest, the project stops, then the whole thing becomes an election issue, then nothing gets done.

Former Indian PM V.P. Singh once said that his main priority as prime minister was to manage contradictions. Trying to appeal one billion people is no easy task.

While I was thinking of these things I happened upon a copy of BusinessWeek which had a very interesting article on this topic, The Trouble With India.

Holland or the Netherlands?

It seems that some people and media institutions still don’t understand the Holland/Netherlands relationship. Technically Holland is a region within the Netherlands made up of the two provinces of Noord-Holland and Zuid-Holland. Saying Holland when you mean the Netherlands is like saying England when you mean Great Britain.

This is a distinction David Hasselhoff has not yet grasped when he appeared on Scottish television. Hasselhoff told GMTV presenter Jenni Falconer that he was “looking for a nice English girl“. She told him she was Scottish and Hasselhoff replied: “Well, that’s the same thing.” How not to win a Scottish heart – call them English.

So it is with Netherlands still being referred to as Holland. I noticed that while reading about the Euro 2008 qualifying matches. UEFA, the governing body of the Euro 2008 competition have Netherlands officially listed as competing. Some English language news sources though have referred to the Netherlands team as Holland (news.bbc.co.uk)

I would have thought that at least the British news sources would understand this distinction, as Great Britain or the U.K is never represented in football tournaments, but England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are. If Holland were playing (representing South and North Holland) then that would mean the other 10 provinces would be represented.

While looking for links for this article I have found that the Netherlands Board of Tourism & Conventions (NBTC) do not help in allaying this confusion by lumping all of the Netherlands travel information into The Official Holland Site.

Further References:
Holland or the Netherlands?
Holland and the Netherlands
Netherlands Terminology